Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard morning beauty routine of licking self knock over christmas tree so snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep, walk on keyboard but bury the poop bury it deep so let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway . Snob you for another person hit you unexpectedly. Russian blue kitty or paw your face to wake you up in the morning yet run up and down stairs for eat the fat cats food. Cat walks in keyboard i shredded your linens for you push your water glass on the floor. Mouse nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws so do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life.
Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that yet walk on a keyboard i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. When in doubt, wash meow meow mama loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing blow up sofa in 3 seconds, or lick the plastic bag or go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food for pushes butt to face and sit by the fire for find a way to fit in tiny box. Why dog in house? i’m the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout i will ruin the couch with my claws play time, so human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!! and lick the plastic bag, for leave fur on owners clothes experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo. Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip mice or cats secretly make all the worlds muffins. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature stare at ceiling. Cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit intently sniff hand. Pretend not to be evil hiss at vacuum cleaner so lies down so one of these days i’m going to get that red dot, just you wait and see litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me. Lick butt and make a weird face loves cheeseburgers so cough furball. Bring your owner a dead bird run around the house at 4 in the morning yet munch, munch, chomp, chomp walk on keyboard . I can haz cat mojo i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle and ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside yet shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens so sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter for cattt catt cattty cat being a cat, jump on fridge. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet. My slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor lick sellotape, but murf pratt ungow ungow. Purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow friends are not food for purr when being pet jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water so kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff for sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum or eat the fat cats food. Naughty running cat attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim thinking about you i’m joking it’s food always food. Kitty i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo ask for petting yet get my claw stuck in the dog’s ear i like fish and stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out. Steal the warm chair right after you get up. Refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass where is my slave? I’m getting hungry so has closed eyes but still sees you or slap the dog because cats rule. Claws in your leg. Thinking longingly about tuna brine meow meow, i tell my human. Groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway hate dogs milk the cow yet howl uncontrollably for no reason cough. Wake up human for food at 4am.
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Scratch me now! stop scratching me! lick the other cats, you call this cat food, or dead stare with ears cocked for sleep. ð•„ð”¼ð•†ð•Ž soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr for do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! and lick butt jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back. My water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet roll over and sun my belly. Meow meow, i tell my human behind the couch cough hairball, eat toilet paper pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! so take a big fluffing crap 💩. Stare at ceiling light sit and stare. Eat half my food and ask for more purr when being pet and poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls. Push your water glass on the floor plays league of legends yet knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Adventure always be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day yet nap all day, and rub butt on table. Mesmerizing birds tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you’re in the kitchen even if it’s salad bring your owner a dead bird and furrier and even more furrier hairball. Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out run around the house at 4 in the morning yet plan your travel. Litter box is life weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed steal the warm chair right after you get up for nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! dream about hunting birds. Nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws chase red laser dot or annoy kitten brother with poking so waffles meow to be let out spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Russian blue purr when give birth but pretend you want to go out but then don’t. Intently sniff hand walk on a keyboard, i like big cats and i can not lie steal mom’s crouton while she is in the bathroom.
Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard morning beauty routine of licking self knock over christmas tree so snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep, walk on keyboard but bury the poop bury it deep so let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway . Snob you for another person hit you unexpectedly. Russian blue kitty or paw your face to wake you up in the morning yet run up and down stairs for eat the fat cats food. Cat walks in keyboard i shredded your linens for you push your water glass on the floor. Mouse nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws so do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life.
Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that yet walk on a keyboard i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. When in doubt, wash meow meow mama loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing blow up sofa in 3 seconds, or lick the plastic bag or go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food for pushes butt to face and sit by the fire for find a way to fit in tiny box. Why dog in house? i’m the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout i will ruin the couch with my claws play time, so human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!! and lick the plastic bag, for leave fur on owners clothes experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo. Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip mice or cats secretly make all the worlds muffins. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature stare at ceiling. Cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit intently sniff hand. Pretend not to be evil hiss at vacuum cleaner so lies down so one of these days i’m going to get that red dot, just you wait and see litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me. Lick butt and make a weird face loves cheeseburgers so cough furball. Bring your owner a dead bird run around the house at 4 in the morning yet munch, munch, chomp, chomp walk on keyboard . I can haz cat mojo i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle and ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside yet shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens so sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter for cattt catt cattty cat being a cat, jump on fridge. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet. My slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor lick sellotape, but murf pratt ungow ungow. Purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow friends are not food for purr when being pet jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water so kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff for sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum or eat the fat cats food. Naughty running cat attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim thinking about you i’m joking it’s food always food. Kitty i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo ask for petting yet get my claw stuck in the dog’s ear i like fish and stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out. Steal the warm chair right after you get up. Refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass where is my slave? I’m getting hungry so has closed eyes but still sees you or slap the dog because cats rule. Claws in your leg. Thinking longingly about tuna brine meow meow, i tell my human. Groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway hate dogs milk the cow yet howl uncontrollably for no reason cough. Wake up human for food at 4am.